Are you Reading a Blog Post 2023, You Fucking Loser?

 Let's face it: life is pointless. Everything is shit. Nothing matters. I would say the nihilists are right, but they have the gall to define their own lives with a well-defined nothingness, and as such are fucking liars. If you are not currently pondering ending your own fucking nightmarish existence, you are a liar. There is no meaning outside of the tireless pursuit of the end of this fucking charade of an existence. Let's sum up everything we've learned in a nice list, shall we?

Why Not Kill Yourself-

• Someone (and by verity of the fact that it is someone, it is also someone whose existence is also a carefully constructed lie, who will also succumb to the inevitability of death no matter what you or they do) might miss you
• You have moments ahead of you in which your brain state might not support this action, but brain states are nothing if not transitory, and you'd do best not to listen to them
• It might feel too good, and you are unworthy of such feelings
• It might solve everything too quickly, and that might be bad for some as yet unknown reason

Why to Kill Yourself-

• It will deprive the ruling class of another slave